Bad Jokes?
One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes
down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some
good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be
joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled
their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."
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Quotes?
"Happiness is
nothing more than
good health and a bad memory." - Albert Schweitzer
"Too bad ninety
percent of the
politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation." - Henry
Kissinger
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